omg, is this guy for real?

[BruceM]

Bob, but I think you'll need to boost the voltage up to a few trillion volts if applying only 100 atto-second bursts.  (I had to look up what comes after Femto.)  Just the atto-second switching power transistors should be worth a fortune.

[Henry W]

Here is a classic.

http://youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag

[Henry W]

Wille the weirdo is at it again.

Re-loaded his you toob video with the following warning:

Published on Oct 5, 2013
All new WCAEAPS Hydrogen and Oxygen generator system for 2014 can only be used on Listeroid engines. Please be discreet when talking with others about this system or we will have to remove it from youtube.

After listening to this. I wonder if this is the scam he is using to get permission from the EPA to import Listeroids. Could this be that the person that purchases a Listeroid already understands that this hydrogen/oxygen system will never work and purchases a Listeroid engine anyways and than keeps his mouth shut about it and converts the so called engine to run on diesel. What a great coverup.

Henry

[mobile_bob]

i truly hope that the EPA is smarter than falling for this scam, if not? 

we are all doomed i tell ya,  DOOMED!

bob g

[BruceM]

This kind of stuff is very widespread now, thanks to the internet.
Check out these  products "infused with quantum physics":

http://www.emfdoctors.com/EMF_Neutralizing_Product.html

Oh boy, they provide "consulting" too.

[Ronmar]

Bob, but I think you'll need to boost the voltage up to a few trillion volts if applying only 100 atto-second bursts.  (I had to look up what comes after Femto.)  Just the atto-second switching power transistors should be worth a fortune.

Mickey Mouse Never Plays Female Actors
Milli      Micro   Nano  Pico   Femto   Atto

And in the other direction:)

Killers  May     Go   To    Prison   Eventually
Kilo     Mega  Giga Tera   Peta       Etta

[glort]

This kind of stuff is very widespread now, thanks to the internet.
Check out these  products "infused with quantum physics":

http://www.emfdoctors.com/EMF_Neutralizing_Product.html

Oh boy, they provide "consulting" too.

OK, now I'm really gobsmacked.



I have come to a sad realisation.  I'm not wacked out enough to sell this garbage. I'm not wired right but I'm no where near far enough gone that I could even dream up such utterly ridiculous rubbish let alone keep a straight face when trying to tell people about it.
Seriously, How can any sane person even promote this stuff even if they are not worried about scamming people.   It's just too ridiculous for words!

A wipe of this cloth neutralises Chemicals, pesticides, Viruses, bacteria and RADIATION?
Fk Me! all they have to do is get a heap of this stuff wipe everything down and the problems at Fukushima and chernobyl are over!
That was easy!

No need for sterilisation in hospitals etc any more or antibiotics, Give your gang green leg a wipe over with this cloth and you'll be on the mend with no problems.
Are there breathing human beings out there that are actually THAT stupid to fall for this rubbish? 
Makes Wille the weirdo's " run your engine on water" scam look about as revolutionary  as a cooking pot. 

Actually I'm depressed.
Clearly I'm a double looser. I haven't cashed in on these scams and now I realise I don't even have what it takes if I wanted to.
I was seriously thinking about something at least debatable that I could use my not inconsiderable sales and marketing skills to leverage but I realise It takes something special I'll never have to pull crap like this off.

Then again, if this guy can sell magic/miracle cloths, maybe I should try magic wands? After All, they have great name recognition in storybooks and movies, Now thanks to modern technology you can have your own.   Hmm.

Lets see, what else Could I come up with?  Magic carpet could be a winner with the HHO brigade.  Use NO fuel at all.  When they say It doesn't work I'll just ask them if they are qualified and licenced to drive magic carpets and if not, sorry, liability issues prevent us from giving operating information to non qualified persons.

Hey, What about pills that help  cure stupidity?
They would HAVE to be a winner.  Think of the networking possibilities with all the other scammers and fruitloops selling things like water fueled listers and magic cloths and HHO devices!  The market is HUGE!
No problems getting them medically approved, just use chalk/ placebos already made and re-brand them. The fact you bought the things in the first place proves your an idiot and any medico will tell you tablets can only do so much.....but try our economy size 50Lb box and see if you feel any smarter after you have taken those. Maybe you just need a higher dose?
Seeing you are stupid and will probably fall for anything right now, we'll sell you these miracle tablets for only $500 for a months supply.  Remember, You could be CEO of your own multi Million dollar international corporation soon so $500 will be what you pay when you take your hot new Girl or Boyfriend out for a casual lunch so start quaffing down those smart pills today!

Hmm, not sure this is far fetched enough. Maybe I better add get an extra 20MPG out of your car, look 30 years younger and include free plans to build your own space ship in the comfort of your own home from common and inexpensive household items.*




* If your current residential address is the main research and construction facility at NASA.

[cgwymp]

I have come to a sad realisation.  I'm not wacked out enough to sell this garbage. I'm not wired right but I'm no where near far enough gone that I could even dream up such utterly ridiculous rubbish let alone keep a straight face when trying to tell people about it.

Remember that sincerity is the key. Once you can fake that, the rest comes easy....

[glort]

The Turbo encabulator I could be sincere about because it's a joke from the start but the magic cloth that is something they are really trying to sell to people???

I'd sincerely be asking anyone that listened to the spiel how the hell could they be standing there swallowing such crap??

[Henry W]

We all know it is a joke, don't we? But it is sure fun to watch. I been watching it for over 7 years and still get a good laugh from it. It comes down to the purchasers. Before anything is purchased they need to research in depth first. The internet age made research so much easier for all. Before I purchase almost any new goods I get on line to check out to read reviews. To me this has became a way of life.

Henry