I'm not Robinson Crusoe

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[Crofter]

A old fellow won the liars contest by saying that he had 3 flashlights, 2 teen age sons and that they all worked and he always knew exactly where each one was!

[LowGear]

Hi cgwymp,

I've used your replacement theory/strategy many times.  Historically I find the old one when I go to put the new one away but not before its used and not returnable.  I now often wander around the tool (crap) room muttering "now where should I put this so I can find it next time?" with my hand shaped like if was holding the lost treasure.

Casey

[Bottleveg]

The one I hate is when I'm looking for my glasses.  Search all around the place.  Pat my pockets, look in the car, the pickup, next to the telephone.  Then reach up to scratch my head in bewilderment, and there they are!

q.

Yep, this is my favourite! I've actually got to the stage of having two pairs on my head and still can't find the dam things. Pencils are another one. Before I started wearing glasses I used to put them behind my ear so I'd end up with one behind each ear. Now I have no room behind my ears so it goes in my pocket. A simple alternative but I have too many pockets.

[mike90045]

it's all about parallel universes and doppelgangers

[vdubnut62]

it's all about parallel universes and doppelgangers

And string theory.
Ron

[AdeV]

And string theory.

Yeah, I got tied in knots trying to understand that one...

[LowGear]

That's easy.

You tie a string onto everything and then when it worm holes over to another universe you just follow the string.  It's worked with my cheaters hundreds of times.

Casey